Have you talked to G___ today?
G___ knows everything, sees everything. G___ knows what you need for even before you finish asking. G___ is everywhere, and you can ask G___ anything.
G___ has power beyond imagination, and G___ will always answer instantly and uber-abundantly. G___ offers riches untold freely to all who ask, regardless of age, race, socioeconomic status or station in life. G___ is always there to fill every need.
Of course I’m speaking of Google, not God. But when you compare the ways we interact with each on a daily basis, how could you ever tell them apart?